the very short story

a collection of very short stories available as audio and video downloads

i’m a pretty princess

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Once upon a time there was a pretty princess

and it was me.

The End.

granny carol is nice

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Once upon a time there was a granny Carol and she was nice.

The End.

no more scrabulous

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Once upon a time there was a facebook app called scrabulous and Hasbro made them take it down.

The bastards!

The End.

toilet phone

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Once upon a time daddy’s phone kept ringing

So Charlotte put the phone in the toilet.

The End.

no pet fish for charlotte

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once upon a time Charlotte wanted a pet fish

and the fish said NOOOOOOOOO

The End.

daddy’s guitar

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Once upon a time daddy bought a guitar

and he never played it.

The End.

simon, the man with no eyelids

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Once upon a time there was a man namedĀ SimonĀ and he had no eyelids. EEEEEEKKK.

The End.

daisy the pretty flower

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Once upon a time there was a pretty little flower called Daisy.

The End.

lizard poo

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Once upon a time there was a lizard called Noodle and he pooed on my hand.

The End

michael, the ugly dwarf

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Once upon a time there was a dwarf called Michael and he said,

“I’m really, really ugleeee”

The End.