Once upon a time there was a pretty princess
and it was me.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a pretty princess
and it was me.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a granny Carol and she was nice.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a facebook app called scrabulous and Hasbro made them take it down.
The bastards!
The End.
Once upon a time daddy’s phone kept ringing
So Charlotte put the phone in the toilet.
The End.
once upon a time Charlotte wanted a pet fish
and the fish said NOOOOOOOOO
The End.
Once upon a time daddy bought a guitar
and he never played it.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a man namedĀ SimonĀ and he had no eyelids. EEEEEEKKK.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a pretty little flower called Daisy.
The End.
Once upon a time there was a lizard called Noodle and he pooed on my hand.
The End
Once upon a time there was a dwarf called Michael and he said,
“I’m really, really ugleeee”
The End.